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tender instruction

DO NOT BE ALARMED
DON'T PANIC

looks scary but actually an instruction to do something nice for yourself

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NON-GOVERNMENTAL PLEASURE IMPERATIVE: TENDER INSTRUCTIONS FOR WARMING UP TO BUREAUCRACY

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bureaucrackticly yours, C, S, B.
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NON-GOVERNMENTAL PLEASURE IMPERATIVE: TENDER INSTRUCTIONS FOR WARMING UP TO BUREAUCRACY

Warming up to bureaucracy
A choreography to find pleasure in procedure

bureaucrackticly yours, C, S, B.
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Warming up to bureaucracy
A choreography to find pleasure in procedure

SLIDE 2

Stamp some papers with gusto
Utilise localised equiptment to make some impressions

SLIDE 3

Make several marks on paper to indicate that they are right or wrong

• Ensure compliance by checking boxes and balances.

SLIDE 4

Decorate your space with an aesthetically pleasing document
Define, locate and engage with forms

SLIDE 5

Change your position on the chair

• Ascertain a robust structure from which to operate

SLIDE 6

Swift (Shift?) the position of your screen

• Organise lateral and longitudinal positions for maximum ergonomic administration.

SLIDE 7 
Enviromental standards for fluid regulation in living organisms.
Comply with current recommendatios for water intake: 
    - About 15,5 cups (3,7 liters) of fluids a day for men.
    - About 11,5 cups (2,7 liters) of fluids a day for women.
    - Agents may also grant individual discretion to respond to non-binary measure of thirst.
    

SLIDE 8
Move your head in a way that shows your authoritative status: Direct the movement of your cranium as to assimilate with regional health prerogatives. 

SLIDE 9
Annotate a document using a post-it note / text marker / sticker / Official ribbon.
Authorize documents with a standart- and/or non-standart apparatus.

SLIDE 10

Adjust your glasses
Create capability, mobility and spectacular transparency with the right manuevers.

SLIDE 11

Ignore an urgent email

• Verification of documents is required within 24 hours

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Stretch upwards/backwards/sidewards

• Grant yourself some extensions according tp paragraph §237

SLIDE 13

Enjoy reading particulary interesting details on a document

• It's not about the letter, nor the spirit of the laws

SLIDE 14

Do you want to sing?

• Turn on the microphone and make some sounds

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